Thank you to all the Woman!

As I wander through the pages of life and see the lack of courtesy and respect towards so many women I felt like I wanted to say Thank You to them.

THANK YOU

For being understanding,

For being patient,

For putting up with our stupidity,

For sifting through countless emails of perversion to find 1 decent person,

For teaching us,

For caring for us,

For providing us with laughter,

Foreshowing us that not everyone is perfect,

For showing us that sex is a privilege not a right.

For showing us that you are just as strong as we are,

For being beautiful in your own way,

For not giving up on finding a suitable mate,

For becoming a friend

For being a Mother

For being nurturing

For taking a risk on us

For being both a fantasy and a reality,

For being gentle,

For never holding back

For being you,

For the encouragement

For the words less spoken

For the sadness

For the body of a goddess in which we see,

For being the desire

For being the dreaded evil,

For being sympathetic

For your hatred

For your love,

I am sure there is a lot more and will add to it as time goes on but I think this is a good start.

Stressed

Good Things To Say When You're Stressed

1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
5. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
7. "Do I look like a fucking people person!"
8. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"
9. "I started out with nothing still have most of it left" !
10. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"
11. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
12. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You
          choose"
13. "Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of
         self-control".
14. "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed"
15. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?"
16. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30
     years."
17. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
18. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
19. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
20. "I'm not your type.! I'm not inflatable"
21. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you
       haven't gone to sleep yet"
22. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
23. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
24. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
25. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
26. "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it."
27. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
28. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
29. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done."
30. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
31. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
32. "Earth is full. Go home."
33. "Awww, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
34. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
35. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
36. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
37. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!"

Life

Life is a playground. You don't know who you will meet, rules change frequently and not everyone plays nice. If you don't fit or can't play nice then move to someone/somewhere else.
Feelings may get hurt, body parts may become damaged but in time all will heal.Toescape the pain,thehurt and the game you may want to leave but it will be for all the wrong reasons.
You never stop playing and there is only one true way to leave, but be sure that is what you really want to do because you can never return.
I myself have played for awhileand now find myself at the door trying to decide to leave or stay and as the days go on the decision isn't any easier